Prepare to be amazed
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!!
Q: Why can you never tell when a Pteradactyl is using your bathroom?
A: The P is silent
Q: What family does Maiasaura belong to?
A: I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one
Q: Which kind of dinosaur can jump higher than a house?
A: Any kind. Houses don't jump
Q: What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
A: The strawberry is red!
Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you!
And my personal favorite:
Q: Why did Archaeopteryx eat the worm?
A: It was an early bird!
On another note, the first person to find me THIS sign gets a prize. I want one.
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