So do diffuse some tension that my PREVIOUS post may have caused, here are some things to make you chuckle.
Warning: irreverent, potentially inappropriate content to follow
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I found a delightful book prominently displayed in a window in Jackson today, titled “How to Live with a HUGE PENIS”. It was obviously arranged to incite comment. So, I shared the incident my incredibly witty friends. These are some of their responses:
“My friend says you should knock on their door and ask if you can be friends”
“I think a murder mystery would have been much more entertaining. ‘Mrs Peacock in the study, with the HUGE PENIS”
-Can you imagine that in context of the Tim Curry movie “Clue?”
-Hahaha that has Oscar… Weiner written all over it.
“All I saw was HUGE PENIS and I knew it was for me”
“Hahahaha. It must be hard”
“It can be uncomfortable at certain times and places, madam!”
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I dealt with a bison stampede yesterday. Mass Trauma. Five victims. Mine had a dislocated shoulder, a fractured wrist, and was half submerged in a mountain stream. ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE (It was actually a simulation/training exercise)
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Apparently the Tetons were so named because the Frenchman that discovered them thought they resembled breasts. Personally, I would be VERY CONCERNED if I encountered breasts like that. Perhaps French breasts are different?
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And now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Kt_kuYVtU&feature=related
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